Should you ever decide to deliver your man some flowers (or pick some up when out on a romantic walk…) then this is the knock, knock joke you’re looking for. This is a fun way of saying you want a kiss from your guy! Demanding it more like it… If your man is away and you miss him, then this knock, knock joke is the perfect way of telling him so! “Evvie thing that I do is for you darling.” Remember that Bryan Adams song, “Everything I do, I do It for You”? Well if that’s not cheesy enough, you could tell it to them this way instead… To make it extra cheesy, turn on the song right after and have a cheese fest! Leaf me alone and stop knocking the door.īurgle somebody else’s house I’m clearly home.īen ringing your doorbell, now I’m knocking the door.If you’re in a playful mood one day and would like to express your love, then this is such cute way of doing it!Īnother way of using a knock, knock joke to tell someone you love them.Īnd, here we go again, yet another way of saying I love you! You can’t have too many of those, can you?! Until you wipe your feet you’re not coming in. Well I say potarto lets call the whole thing off Next: 50+ Good Dares to Make Your Game Super Fun Next: 75 Stupid Jokes That Will Make You Burst Out Laughing You step out here, and I’ll step in there, and then you’ll know. Gym membership, what happened to all the promises you made yourself in January? You lower the tone by pretending you don’t recognize me.īit her on the leg, that dog needs to be kept inside. If the spice is right, you shouldn’t have to ask.įrankly, my dear, I don’t know you well enough yet. Peruse this list of names and tell me which one suits me best.Īnnie Door I see I knock, sorry to bother you. Make your cousin a coffee.Īrt two people every truly able to know one another? Marginally more than a stranger, rather less than a friend.īeans saying this to you now for years! Frank! It’s Frank!Ī Lady in Red who just wants to be loved.
Marry who you really love, don’t make same the mistake I did. Well, that’s an interesting question and to answer it I have to go back thirty or fourty year and tell you about a time when I was only a young man and I still didn’t know who I was, or what I was going to do with my…. Izzy your boyfriend because I thought this was a date.Ĭarrie me shopping, young man, have you no manners.Ĭaught you there. It’s pouring rain out here.Īnnie chance you open the door? I’m being chased by a violent mob.Īnnie time someone asks me that, I get status anxiety. Pa leaning against the wall, gasping for a sit down.īill me for my stay, I’ve been here for two nights. My therapist said I had a childhood trauma.Ĭan this be the beginning of something beautiful?Ī bright light… A chorus of angels… trumpets from on high… a sense of terror and awe. *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* Sandwich with two eggs, four sausages, three potatoes, black pudding, rashers and a large slop of coleslaw, please. Would he tell you my name if I tell you his? Next: 100 Conversation Starters to Break the Awkward Silence Next: 20 Fun Things To Do When You’re Bored Just be very careful if someone comes up to you and says, “knock-knock.” Tell them the answer, and when they add who on end, then you’ve got your punchline, laughs, and maybe some red faces? So just remember all you have to do is ask your victim, These are 50 brand new and the best knock knock jokes for kids and for adults. If you’re a little bit older, why not try it out on your boss at work? Be careful if you embarrass your teacher enough you might get detention. They’re a riddle, and a joke all in one wrapped up with a practical joke.Īsk your teacher, knock knock, I “I did a p” and saw if you can persuade them to say, “I done a p who,” in front of the whole class. Knock knock who’s there? Fun! Everybody loves good knock knock jokes.